REALLY?! is back! the 6/15 edition!

Let’s skip the chit chat. We have A LOT to catch up on.

First things first…Congressman Anthony Weiner. REALLY?! You thought it would be a good idea to carry on inappropriate relationships via the INTERNET, and didn’t think you’d get caught? You sent pictures of your dong(impressive I must say) via twitter and e-mail and didn’t think it would eventually get out there? And your newest picture of you in drag? Not your best look. Stilletos do nothing for your manly calves.

What bothers me the most is that he tried to brain ninja us when the news first broke, instead of just fessing up and saying, “Guys listen, I took some pictures of m junk for the special ladies in my life,” he played it off like someone had hacked his Twitter account or his phone. Just FESS UP. It’s like when Bill Clinton earned his nickname “Slick Willy” when he proclaimed “I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman.” C’mon man, we all knew he had tapped that.

Next is golddigger extraordinaire Crystal Harris and the original Mac Daddy, Hugh Hefner. You call your wedding of 5 days before the ceremony. Hef, you didn’t see this one coming? REALLY?! And your buddies thought it was a bad idea from the get go and no one said anything? SERIOUSLY?!

THIS is why celebrities get themselves into trouble. They have too many people telling them “yeah sure, smacking that valet was a GREAT idea” instead of “You dumbass! NO don’t do that!” Someone should said “Hef, she’s a golddigging ho-bag. Don’t do it!”

Now there are rumors that she had a little slice on the side, and Hef was apparently blind-sided by her decision. Others say there was a massive argument that led to her moving out and calling off the wedding. There are also reports that she wants a music career. If this is true, god help us all.