Dear E!…This time you have gone too far!

Ok, so I have held my tongue(sort of) at the absolutey asinine stories or I should really say piles of trash thrown up on the Eonline website by writer Kathering Riley. Normally I would let things go, let them roll off my back and forget about because they weren’t worth my time. I can’t do that anymore, so here goes nothing.

Dear E!, and more specifically Katherine Riley,

For the love of all that is good and holy, stop comparing Kim Kardashian’s wedding and her family to the Royal wedding/family! I can’t take it anymore! To answer your questions, NO! Kim Kardashian is NOT the next Kate Middleton, Khloe/Kourtney is NOT the next Pippa(Pippa will always have a superior bum) and their god-awful leech of a mother is NOT the new Queen Elizabeth II!

Do you really have NOTHING else to report on? Seriously?! Do I need to remind you these people are famous for doing, wait for it…NOTHING! The only reason Kim K. is famous is because she had some intimate moments with her boyfriend caught on tape and the scumbag sold it!

Did any of the royal family do this? I don’t think so.

I seriously have NO fun going on your site anymore. I just get angry every time I see one of these atrocious stories.

Just because Kris Jenner decided to wear a big hat to some party doesn’t mean she’s regal. Just because Kim wears a fascinator, doesn’t mean she’s a friggin’ princess. (Sorry I had to get all Jersey on you).

She’s marrying a basketball player. Not an Oxford educated, future King of a pretty powerful country! Is he cute?Sure! Is he rich, yes! But not at all Royal!

I mean, I have to seriously question Katherine’s definition of classy, elegant, demure, etc! Seriously, to quote one of your reader’s comments ” Do you actually have a journalism degree or do you write this s**t between GED classes?”  If you do have a degree…BURN IT! It’s not worth anything and you clearly didn’t learn anything. You might as well start all over!

It’s “journalists” like you that make the rest of us wannabe writers a bad name. Please, go back to school, fix your definition of what can be considered newsworthy, and report something  that doesn’t completely insult your readers’ intelligence.

E! You have some serious ‘splain’ to do! I can only guess that these stories are being allowed to run because you want to continue the well oiled PR machine you have got going for the Kardashians, but enough is enough. I for one am completely turned off, and don’t even think I’ll be watching the wedding when you air it.

For a look at all of the ludicrous comparisons this twit has made, check out the link below.

http://www.eonline.com/news/author/katherine+riley

Enough with the venting… I need to go Wooooossaahhhh in a corner somewhere.

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