Dear Kim K…GO AWAY!!!

I’ve had enough. First, E! Network forces Kim Kardashian and the rest of her family down our throats. I mean seriously, jammed Bruce, Kris, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, and Rob down our throats. And then we had to deal with the ridiculous comparisons to Kim’s sham of a wedding and the Royal Wedding back in April(By the way, the answer is still NO! Kim is NOT the new Kate Middleton). We even got not one but TWO wedding specials on the spectacle!

Now, we find out that Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from her B-Baller husband a mere 72 two days after saying “I Do.” Normally I would say WHO THE EFF CARES?! But, after being forced to go on a full out E! Detox because of this stupid monstrosity of a marriage, you don’t even stay married for 6 months, Kimbo? SERIOUSLY?!

Can I point out that your sister, who dated her now husband for a mere THREE WEEKS, has been married to her husband longer than you and your ex were even dating before you decided to enter into that joke of a marriage?

Now, like a true gossip hound, I follow the Kardashian unholy trio on twitter. Of course Khloe and Kourtney are being supportive sisters tweeting their very own “LEAVING KIMMY ALONE!” To which I have to say, ladies, you’re going to have a hard time finding anyone to feel sorry for her…just saying. I think the #Thingslongerthankimswedding trending topic proves that.

Dear Congress, THIS is what ruins the sanctity of marriage…GOT IT?!

Ok now, that I’ve hopped off my political soap box, I shall continue.

Maybe now, Ryan Seacrest will sink the whole Kardashian “franchise” or whatever you want to call it, and direct more attention to more important reality television endeavors…like Dirty Soap!

Now, do I hope Kim is able to find love one day? Sure! But for the love of all that is good and holy, don’t clog up perfectly good television airwaves with that crap.

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